well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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