Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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