I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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