why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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