just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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