Non-Jews are for practice
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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