erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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