Kiss
Puke
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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