he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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