i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
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dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
third nipple confirmed
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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