i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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