party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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