that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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