16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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