There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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