Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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