margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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