What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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