I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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