areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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