I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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