ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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