what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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