Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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