He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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