we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Boobs speak an international language.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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