Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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