Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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