Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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