she peed on how many people?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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