He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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