why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Dick very happy bro
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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