You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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