good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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