So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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