Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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