:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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