everyone is single if you try hard enough
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
please come you make the beer taste better
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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