The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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