But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I smell stomach acid.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Randomize
