There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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