I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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