He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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