Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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