K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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