i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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