She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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