Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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