but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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