At least make sure they are 18
Why
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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