We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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