I'm eating all of the evidence.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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