did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
True but thats because hes a fetus.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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