You really coming over, don't trick.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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